Salvation Is Here
So, for those of you who are unaware, I’m currently in the United States. Beyond the fast food and cheap alcohol I thought there was very little to write about. more »
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Long Live The King
The King of Thailand is awesome. I haven’t met him mind you. I’m just going off what I’ve seen on billboards, TV commercials and every single calendar that you’ll ever more »
Songkran – Modern Waterfare
I love national holidays. In Australia, we celebrate ours by covering ourselves in temporary tattoos, getting blind drunk and fighting. Fun, but not nearly as fun as Thailand, where they more »
Tut Mir Leid Mein Deutsch Ist Ser Schlect
Anyone who knows me knows I’m impressionable. I emulate all sorts of crap I see on TV and hear about in songs. When I was a kid I decided I more »
Time Travel And Other Anomalies
I have a weird fixation with time travel. My 24th birthday is fast approaching and I keep thinking what it would be like if I could travel through time. I’m more »
